ANON Wednesday, 26 May 2021
An alternative I heard of one of them:
There was a young man of Madras,
Who was having a boy in the grass,
“It looks kinda thick,
So I’ll give it a lick,
Before you start to tear up my ass”
And an addition:
Between two boys there’s no mention
Of feelings when relieving their tension
So when clashing their swords
They avoid all sweet words
And focus on their lower inflation
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Helen Thursday, 06 February 2020
Jonnie comes home from school one afternoon, all excited. "Hi Mom!" he shouts, throwing off his satchel and bounding into the kitchen. "Hi Jonnie!" say mother, giving him a kiss. "Here, sweetie, I've got some hot chocolate all ready for you." "Aw Gee, thanks, Mom!" Jonnie swigs the hot chocolate and gets a chocolate milk moustache. "Guess what, Mom! Today me and the fellahs went out back behind the the school during recess and compared weenies. And guess what: mine was the biggest!" Mother replies: "Well of course, Jonnie. You are their teacher."
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Daemonic Rise Saturday, 25 November 2017
There was a young man of today
Who wondered if he were gay.
But he clicked on "greek-love",
Found it fit like a glove,
And his boy gave a mighty "Hooray!"
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